True Detective is actually REALLY REALLY funny! No seriously guys, I have been scouring the web for funny stuff because that’s what I do best and really I wish there was a job in the newspaper for this because I would totally apply for it. Any who, here is my summary slash the top 10 things I realized after watching our favorite warm and fuzzy show, True Detective.
Me after finishing the show!
1. I bet if I drank this I totally would have understood what the hell Carcosa meant!
2. How much time did we waste contemplating this show? We will never know that answer. 
3. But I bet if Justin Beiber were on the show, he totally would’ve solved that sh*t in 95′, he’s totes smart.
4. Although Rust is an emotionless man, I still kept thinking….
5. And all the guys were like… especially IPC
EVEN OBAMA
6. Seriously did you guys notice Lorde’s guest appearance?
7. But like I kept thinking after the show who is going to mow Marty’s lawn now?
Check out Angie’s List great reviews!
8. The word “Flowers” is the best code word for sex. Yah Buddy! Bring on the flowers.
Great for when your parents are in town.
9. It was all a façade they are all serious best friends in real life?! WTF. Now I am mad.
BFF’s Forever!!!!
10. But in the end the show was all about LOVE.
}}Melissa
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LOL!!! Hilarious!!
#makingflowers
hahaha #nasty!
Number 5. Totally.
I knew u guys would like that one! haha
It’s making me mental that #7 says “movin” my lawn. I’ll calm myself down by going back to #5 for several minutes…
LOL yes that was inserted for all you boys out there. When in doubt move to number 5!
LOOOOOL! Love it!
Thanks Zoe!!!
Hahaha! Great post. : )
(But I still hate the show. Lol!) ; )
Don’t be a hater! it’s ok we’ll let you pass on this one. hahaha
. This was a true story. What about those poor girls and boys? Isn’t there other things to have fun with? Sad that so many think this is funny.
Wow.