Game of Thrones Recap: Season 4, Episode 1: Chickens, Hookers, and Big ol’ Dragons

Game of Thrones Recap
Season 4, Episode 1

I have decided to go a different way with my Game of Thrones recaps. I just feel like they will end up taking a lot of time to write up, being that there is a million and 1 characters per episode (really hard to spell too), so I figured I’d give you guys a quicker recap with pictures and short details. George R.R. Martin, I swear the man makes recapping difficult lol.

This past Sunday was the highly anticipated premiere of Season 4. I feel like we have been waiting forever for this to happen. Alright, let’s get this party started.

Jamie is back in King’s Landing and Cersei is not very happy about his shortcomings. Neither is his father, who believes he is useless without his right arm. Ohhh snap… they got him!

We were introduced to Prince Oberyn Martell, who comes to King’s Landing to attend the royal wedding in place of his brother Prince Doran. He wastes no time and goes down for some fun at Littlefinger’s brothel where he picks out a man of his liking for some fun. Ummm.. yeah… only GOT can get away with this.


Tyrion tries to resist Shae’s temptations because he has been busy trying to keep Sancer happy. She’s uber depressed, duh, her whole family is gone. Tyrion is also contending with Oberyn and his crew, who by the way totally want to kill every Lannister out there.


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Daenerys Targaryen’s dragons are getting bigger and she is starting to realize how difficult they are to tame, as they fierce creatures even for her. Regardless, they are her babies.


Jon Snow is on trial for his misgivings, but he has info about the Wildlings and he warns them that they are coming and this time around they have more recruits. They let him off and Jon walks away with more swagger than Jay Z.

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I saved the best for last of course. Arya and the Hound are still wandering together, they spot Polliver, the guy who had killed one of her friends and is carrying her sword and she wants it back. What this girl wants, she gets! Of course the Hound helps her out and they recover it in a great battle scene at a greasy tavern. Who wants some chicken?

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And then there’s this… AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!



13 thoughts on “Game of Thrones Recap: Season 4, Episode 1: Chickens, Hookers, and Big ol’ Dragons

  1. Hi Melissa! I don’t watch GoT but I’ve been reading lots of posts on it that I felt like I did, ahah. Awww what a cute photo of Richard Madden, that man is adorable!

      1. I just might when it’s on Netflix 🙂 But generally I don’t do well w/ extreme violence, that’s why I’ve been avoiding it.

  2. Oh yey I found another GoT fan in blogosphere! That Madden photo is adorable, will sure miss him since him and Waldau were the only ones last season bringing some male nudity and in the effect equality with it 🙂 That brothel scene was silly but at least it kinda suits Oberyn’s character, seeing how notorious for his hedonistic lifestyle he is. And by this point I think seeing the brothel in the premiere was made obligatory 🙂

    1. Lol !! Yes it only took what 5-10 min for the brothel scene to take place. GOT wastes no time! Yay glad I found another fan I really debated even reviewing it part of me doesn’t want to spoil it another thinks what the hell for those who watched it’s fun to talk about what happened. Yes male nudity come on Hbo we can handle it lol next Jon Snow please 🙂

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